Black 'n' Lemony
Here's an interview with Jack Black. The interviewer is Daniel Handler, a.k.a. Lemony Snicket.
JB: I can't remember whom I share my birthday with. No one of note. I'm coming up on my thirty-fourth.
DH: I'm also thirty-three.
JB: Oh really?
JB: See, I say thirty-three is the landmark.
DH: Of what?
JB: It's the landmark year. I'm a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I'm a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I'm thirty-four because well, I don't know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four.
DH: It seems like he had plans to do a few other things.
JB: Oh really? [laughs] Is there evidence of that?
DH: He just seems like the kind of guy bent on remaking the world.
JB: He had superpowers and that's the main reason I like Him. Anyone who can float, has power of levitation, or can shoot lasers out of his eyes...
DH: I don't remember hearing about the laser thing with Jesus.
JB: Well, how do you think he turned the water into wine? With His eye-lasers.