Dawson's Creep
I greatly enjoyed this open letter to a Family Feud loser. It was written by Mollie Wilson, who last year became the first female editor-in-chief in the 130-year history of The Yale Record, America's oldest college humor magazine.

Here are some other things Mollie has written:

The Big Jewel:

Super-Condensed Classics

Duck, Duck, Greatness

Kevin K.'s Halloween Story: A Literary Analysis of a Found Document

McSweeney's:

Jim Croce's List of Things It Would Be Imprudent to Do

Rejected Titles for Hymns

The Village Voice:

Mama Don't Preach